smt4:

zootycoon:

cursedcatimages:

YEEEE

sketchiedetails:

tilthat:

TIL that almost all mammals take the same amount of time to pee. The “Universal Law of Urination,” as scientists call it, says that an African elephant will empty its 42 gallon bladder in nearly the same time that a Great Dane dog will empty its 0.4 gallon bladder. (Around 21 seconds)

via reddit.com

The scientists conducting this experiment:

azzandra:

Me, when a sci-fi introduces a desert location: SHOW ME THE WORM

*giant sand worm burst from the ground*

Me: YESSSSSSSS

scope-dogg:

glutko:

Don’t like this

sicktier:

sicktier:

Please..tumblr.. stop reccomending me horny comics.. I’m begging you

Hey I have some awful news

imperatorcorleone:

q-shinji:

remember when dash drama looked like this

(Source: coquetrys)

apple-a-la-mode:

shiro: what if the guy who win the grail is a huge fucker bastard man

kotomine kirei, winner of the 4th holy grail war and noted huge fucker bastard man: that’s just how it be sometimes

star-eaters:

girlasabodyofwater:

i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous